Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Bob Saget that is all

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eat a hot dog

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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