How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Maths.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Justin Bieber.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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