If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Goat balls.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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