I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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