What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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