- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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