What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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MICHAEL

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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