Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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