What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Pickles are powerful

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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