- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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