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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Poop!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

a black man pays his child support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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