Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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The Princess is in another castle

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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