Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Women Driving.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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