- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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