Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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sdfrgtyuki

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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MAKE

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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asian drivers.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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