- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Dogs

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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