Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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