You know whats funny Aids

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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