Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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This one time at band camp....

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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