- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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