Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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