Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Yes!

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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A midget walks under a bar

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Anti Joke

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