Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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