Women's rights

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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