There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What african eat for christmas Sand.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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