What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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