rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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a retard lost...

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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