Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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