If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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