Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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YOU

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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knock knock whos their a person

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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