Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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i was molested.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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There's a car about to hit me.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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