What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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