SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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