What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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black people

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Your mother just died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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