Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Nah

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Life

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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