why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Snooki

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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