Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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