What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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