A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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this is not a joke.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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