What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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LET

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Anti Joke

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