What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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I'm Jewish

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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