President Donald Trump

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the WNBA

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Womens rights.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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