- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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