What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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