- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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