- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

what do u call a apple a apple

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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