what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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A guy trips a blind man.

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