What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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