Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Cleveland winning something

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Do you like fishsticks No

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Take off your shoes.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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