Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Get in the car.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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