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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Why? Whats wrong?

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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