- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wombat monkey juice.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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