Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

The Barackness Monster

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

girls lacrosse

At least I dont have AIDS.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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