What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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