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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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