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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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