what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

The Pope

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

your mum

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Give me thumbs up!

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Knock knock Who's there Police

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