- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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