- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

out of your comfort zone

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

People Order Our Patties

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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