- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

The Pope

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

roses are red, violets are violet.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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