- Anti Joke

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

what time is it? 3:16

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......