Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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